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1	Clinton jokes - Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	12
2	0 - Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips a...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	25
3	0 - Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very br...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	24
4	0 - Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	12
5	0 - Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	19
6	0 - Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	14
7	0 - During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local r...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	20
8	0 - Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	27
9	0 - Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	16
10	0 - Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a pr...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	27
11	0 - Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who ca...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	17
12	0 - Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	20
13	0 - Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized,...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	11
14	0 - Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Be...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	16
15	0 - Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	15
16	0 - Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public s...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	15
17	0 - Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty yea...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	20
18	0 - Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	24
19	0 - Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	14
20	0 - Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	18
21	0 - Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two--o...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	16
22	0 - Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big busin...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	13
23	0 - Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years"....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	24
24	0 - Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They lik...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	12
25	0 - Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects a...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	13