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Aviation jokes
- "Flight 1234, are you
ready to copy
holding instructions?"
"Center, make that request on the ne...Read the whole joke |
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- On a flight
with EasyJet back in 1997 the
pilot made what can only be describes as
an extremel...Read the whole joke |
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- ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?
"
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence a...Read the whole joke |
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- A husband suspects his wife is having an
affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until fi...Read the whole joke |
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- A small twin-prop
commuter plane was
hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who
vowed...Read the whole joke |
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- A woman called and said, "I need to fly to
Pepsi-Cola
on one of those computer planes." I asked ...Read the whole joke |
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- Stewardess"
"Yes, Sir?" "I want to
complain about this airline. Every time I
fly, I get the sa...Read the whole joke |
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- Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
there was huge rush
and the security guard told him, "W...Read the whole joke |
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- After an overnight flight to meet my father
at
his latest military assignment, my mother wearily...Read the whole joke |
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- "I've never flown before, said the
nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely...Read the whole joke |
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Banana jokes
- How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can'...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date....Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the banana go out with the
prune?
Because he couldn't find a date....Read the whole joke |
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- The last time I saw a face like
yours I
threw it a banana....Read the whole joke |
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- They're not going to grow bananas any
longer.
Really?
Why not?
Because they're long enough...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you do if you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up....Read the whole joke |
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- What's yellow and writes?
A ball-point
banana....Read the whole joke |
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- Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana....Read the whole joke |
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- What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An
electric banana....Read the whole joke |
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- What's yellow and always points to the north?
A magnetic banana....Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing
firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away....Read the whole joke |
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- How did the Mother Banana
spoil the Baby
Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long....Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty....Read the whole joke |
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- Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch....Read the whole joke |
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- Why are
you eating a banana with the skin
on?
Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside....Read the whole joke |
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