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1	bone specialist - He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it.... Read the whole joke	55
2	Do you like my new jacket? - Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.... Read the whole joke	21
3	face like a million dollars - You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!... Read the whole joke	39
4	family vehicle - your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard.... Read the whole joke	35
5	Fireplace - You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne... Read the whole joke	41
6	grammar correction - A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl... Read the whole joke	21
7	his mind - He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ... Read the whole joke	30
8	How to Get A Good Night Sleep - By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the ... Read the whole joke	35
9	insults part 1 - He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s... Read the whole joke	20
10	insults part 2 - He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'... Read the whole joke	24
11	Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y... Read the whole joke	20
12	Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.... Read the whole joke	45
13	never forget a face - I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!... Read the whole joke	26
14	own mind - He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?... Read the whole joke	35
15	pretty little head - She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.... Read the whole joke	32
16	Today is my daughter's 18th birthday... - I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those pa... Read the whole joke	25
17	Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas - Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9.... Read the whole joke	36
18	trip from beauty parlor - I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!... Read the whole joke	44
19	Underwear is Important! - Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWE... Read the whole joke	20
20	Welfare - A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You ... Read the whole joke	21
21	What's that thing on your Neck? - Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.... Read the whole joke	16
22	Whoa! Shut your mouth!!! - Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.... Read the whole joke	44
23	yesterday's coffee - She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.... Read the whole joke	36
24	Yo Family Is So Poor... - Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh... Read the whole joke	21
25	you are so stupid... - You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed... Read the whole joke	35