| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Music jokes - 23929
- Q: How do you make a violin sound like a
viola?
A: Sit in the back and don't play.... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 2 |
Music jokes - 23930
- Q: How do you make a violin sound
like a
viola?
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 3 |
Music jokes - 23931
- Q: What is the difference between a violin and a
viola?
A: A viola burns longer.... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 4 |
Music jokes - 23932
- Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a
violin?
A: It is usually still in the case.... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 5 |
Music jokes - 23933
- Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit
have in
common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 6 |
Music jokes - 23934
- Q: Why is a violinist
like a Scud
missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 7 |
Music jokes - 23935
- Q: What is the difference
between a violist
and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 8 |
Music jokes - 23936
- Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
A:
Because no one will look for them.... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 9 |
Music jokes - 23937
- Q: Why shouldn't violists take
up
mountaineering?
A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages be... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 10 |
Music jokes - 23938
- Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed
an
autograph book by a fan while in the greenro... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 11 |
Music jokes - 23939
- Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies
first, he will contact the other and tell him what ... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 12 |
Music jokes - 23940
- "Haven't I
seen your face before?" a judge
demanded, looking down at the
defendant.
"You ha... Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 13 |
Music jokes - 23941
- Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at
the door?
A: He can't find the key and doesn't k... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 14 |
Music jokes - 23942
- Q: What
is the missing link between the bass
and the ape?
A: The baritone.... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 15 |
Music jokes - 23943
- Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian
soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?
A: About 10 pounds... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 16 |
Music jokes - 23944
- Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really
stupid?
A: When the other tenors notice.... Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 17 |
Music jokes - 23946
- Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right
while performing on stage?
A: Because, son, it i... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 18 |
Music jokes - 23947
- Q: Mom,
why do you always stand by the
window when I practice for my singing
lessons?
A: I do... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 19 |
Music jokes - 23948
- When a young hotshot conductor was making his
debut at
the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptica... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 20 |
Music jokes - 23949
- Q: What is the definition of a Soviet
String
Quartet?
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a to... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 21 |
Music jokes - 23950
- Q: What do
you do with percussionists that
lose one of their drumsticks?
A: Stick them up front... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 22 |
Music jokes - 23951
- Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for
transplants?
A: They've had little use.... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 23 |
Music jokes - 23952
- A musician calls the orchestra office,
asks
for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.
T... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 24 |
Music jokes - 23953
- Q: What do you get when you play a new age song
backwards?
A: A new age song.... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 25 |
Music jokes - 23954
- Q: What happens if you sing country music
backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.... Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |