| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Pig jokes - 24165
- Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their
backs scratched.... Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 2 |
Pig jokes - 24166
- Doctor, doctor, I've got a
little
sty.
Then you'd better buy a little pig.... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 3 |
Pig jokes - 24167
- FARMER: Who raided my vegetable
patch?
PIGLET: Beets me!... Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 4 |
Pig jokes - 24168
- FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves
you?
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters wi... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 5 |
Pig jokes - 24169
- Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
dancing?
He liked to swing his weight around.... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 6 |
Pig jokes - 24170
- How can you recognize a Gnome
Pig?
They're the ones with the little red hats.... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 7 |
Pig jokes - 24171
- How can you tell the pig
is a failure as
Easter bunny?
By the egg on its face.... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 8 |
Pig jokes - 24172
- How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
He
built hotels on Pork Place.... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 9 |
Pig jokes - 24173
- How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a
sty-scraper!... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 10 |
Pig jokes - 24174
- How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
No
problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chick... Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 11 |
Pig jokes - 24175
- How do you take a pig to
hospital?
By
hambulance!... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 12 |
Pig jokes - 24176
- How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
She reads them pig tales.... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 13 |
Pig jokes - 24177
- How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.... Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 14 |
Pig jokes - 24178
- I told you not to let those pigs In my office.
Now, look what's happened.
They've eaten all th... Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 15 |
Pig jokes - 24179
- If an elephant is the
symbol of the Republican
Party and a donkey is the symbol of the
Democra... Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 16 |
Pig jokes - 24180
- If you drop this book in a pig
pen, what
should you do?
Take the words out of their mouths.... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 17 |
Pig jokes - 24181
- Is it true the pigs went over
Niagara Falls in
a barrel?
No, that story's just a lot of hogwas... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 18 |
Pig jokes - 24182
- Is lunch the favorite
subject of piglets?
No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 19 |
Pig jokes - 24183
- Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that
lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a g... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 20 |
Pig jokes - 24184
- Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen
appliance
that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a g... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 21 |
Pig jokes - 24185
- MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in
school
today?
FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
SECOND PIGLET: Oin... Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 22 |
Pig jokes - 24186
- Name the pig's
favorite Shakespeare play.
Hamlet.... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 23 |
Pig jokes - 24187
- Pigs don't look very smart to me.
Sure, they
are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse ou... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 24 |
Pig jokes - 24188
- Pig's explanation for the creation of the
Universe:
The Pig Bang Theory.... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 25 |
Pig jokes - 24189
- SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three
candles for your party?
PIGLET: I'd rather have thr... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |