| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Bed jokes - 17796
- What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas
!... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bicycle jokes - 16417
- While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed ... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bicycle jokes - 16418
- What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no
spooks in it.... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bicycle jokes - 16419
- "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes... Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bicycle jokes - 16420
- Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vici... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bicycle jokes - 16421
- My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
a bicycle.
What can I do?
Take his bike away.... Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bicycle jokes - 17797
- Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... Read the whole joke |
24 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bicycle jokes - 17798
- Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing.... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bicycle jokes - 17799
- What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 10 |
Bicycle jokes - 17800
- Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it was two-tyred.... Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bicycle jokes - 17801
- A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, ... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bicycle jokes - 17802
- Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack s... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bicycle jokes - 17803
- I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bicycle jokes - 17804
- What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road.... Read the whole joke |
20 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bicycle jokes - 17805
- Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bicycle jokes - 17806
- Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance.... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bicycle jokes - 17807
- The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bicycle jokes - 17808
- Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bul... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bicycle jokes - 17809
- The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, ar... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bicycle jokes - 17810
- A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy n... Read the whole joke |
25 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bicycle jokes - 17811
- When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it
turns into a driveway.... Read the whole joke |
22 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bicycle jokes - 17812
- Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bicycle jokes - 17813
- Why can't an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bicycle jokes - 17814
- Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !... Read the whole joke |
23 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bicycle jokes - 17815
- What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |