| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Telephone jokes - 16831
- What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone.... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 2 |
Telephone jokes - 16832
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in t... Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 3 |
Telephone jokes - 16833
- At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 4 |
Telephone jokes - 25341
- Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 5 |
Telephone jokes - 25342
- Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred:
No one important. Just some man who said it was long dist... Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 6 |
Telephone jokes - 25343
- Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone
cut off?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 7 |
Telephone jokes - 25344
- The new office-boy came
into his boss's
office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone,
... Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 8 |
Telephone jokes - 25345
- Mother: Why was the phone busy all
night?
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 9 |
Telephone jokes - 25346
- The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang
one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "T... Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 10 |
Telephone jokes - 25347
- Moody was
awakened by the telephone at
four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy,
Crumm, calling... Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 11 |
Telephone jokes - 25348
- Kelso met Hensley on the
street. "Hey!"
said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't y... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 12 |
Telephone jokes - 25349
- A man and a couple of
his friends had
just finished a round of golf at the country club and
th... Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 13 |
Telephone jokes - 25350
- Harry was madly in love with Betty, but
couldn't pluck up enough
courage to pop the question fac... Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 14 |
Telephone jokes - 25351
- How does a skeleton call her friends?
On
a telebone.... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |
| 15 |
Telephone jokes - 25352
- What asks no question but demands an
answer?
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.... Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 16 |
Telephone jokes - 25353
- What did the man say when he got a
big
phone bill?
"Who said talk is cheap?"... Read the whole joke |
28 |
0 |
| 17 |
Telephone jokes - 25354
- Why is an engaged girl like a
telephone?
Because they both have rings.... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 18 |
Telephone jokes - 25355
- If you cross a telephone and a lobster
what will you get?
Snappy talk.... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 19 |
Telephone jokes - 25361
- If you cross a telephone and a pair of
scissors, what do you get?
Snippy answers.... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 20 |
Telephone jokes - 25362
- What kind of phone makes music?
A
saxophone.... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 21 |
Telephone jokes - 25363
- Why did the girl who worked for the
telephone company
sing all the time?
Because she was an ope... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 22 |
Telephone jokes - 25364
- Who invented the telephone?
The
Phoenicians (phone-itions).... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 23 |
Telephone jokes - 25365
- How do Iranians speak on the
telephone?
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 24 |
Telephone jokes - 25366
- How did the telephones get married ?
In a
double ring ceremony !... Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 25 |
Telephone jokes - 25367
- What do you call a telephone call from
one vicar to another ?
A parson to parson call !... Read the whole joke |
26 |
0 |