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1	Waiter jokes - 25818 - Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... Read the whole joke	30
2	Waiter jokes - 25819 - Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.... Read the whole joke	26
3	Waiter jokes - 25820 - Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?... Read the whole joke	26
4	Waiter jokes - 25821 - Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this foo... Read the whole joke	30
5	Waiter jokes - 25822 - Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the f... Read the whole joke	26
6	Waiter jokes - 25823 - Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compo... Read the whole joke	30
7	Waiter jokes - 25824 - Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.... Read the whole joke	25
8	Waiter jokes - 25825 - Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.... Read the whole joke	24
9	Waiter jokes - 25826 - Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few t... Read the whole joke	28
10	Waiter jokes - 25827 - Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to se... Read the whole joke	14
11	Waiter jokes - 25828 - Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown ... Read the whole joke	20
12	Waiter jokes - 25829 - Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's ... Read the whole joke	26
13	Waiter jokes - 25830 - Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.... Read the whole joke	20
14	Waiter jokes - 25831 - Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.... Read the whole joke	27
15	Waiter jokes - 25832 - Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and ... Read the whole joke	13
16	Waiter jokes - 25833 - Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?... Read the whole joke	32
17	Waiter jokes - 25834 - Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wad... Read the whole joke	23
18	Waiter jokes - 25835 - Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.... Read the whole joke	16
19	Waiter jokes - 25836 - Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.... Read the whole joke	14
20	Waiter jokes - 25837 - Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... Read the whole joke	25
21	Waiter jokes - 25838 - Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back? Customer: It remind... Read the whole joke	14
22	Waiter jokes - 25839 - Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too la... Read the whole joke	28
23	Waiter jokes - 25840 - Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are yo... Read the whole joke	26
24	Waiter jokes - 25841 - Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or ... Read the whole joke	17
25	Waiter jokes - 25842 - Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order co... Read the whole joke	15