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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Children jokes - 19146
- George knocked on the door of his friend's
house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'c... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 2 |
Children jokes - 19147
- 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
'you know that dish you were
always worried that I would ... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 3 |
Children jokes - 19148
- A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his father one morning. When his dad came in from the o... Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 4 |
Children jokes - 19149
- John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one d... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 5 |
Children jokes - 19150
- 'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting
for the Old Folk's Home.
Shall I give him Grandma ?'... Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 6 |
Children jokes - 19151
- Two girls were talking in the corridor.
'That
boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clar... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 7 |
Children jokes - 19152
- A little
girl was next in line. 'My
name's Curtain,' she said.
'I hope your first name is not A... Read the whole joke |
17 |
0 |
| 8 |
Children jokes - 19153
- On the first day at school the girls were
sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 9 |
Children jokes - 19154
- Mother: I told you not eat cake
before
supper.
Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'I... Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 10 |
Children jokes - 19155
- Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.
'I ... Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 11 |
Children jokes - 19156
- Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
haunted ?
Daughter: Well, the principal kept going... Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 12 |
Children jokes - 19157
- Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
whistle. Your father can't
read his paper.
Jackie: W... Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 13 |
Children jokes - 19158
- Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and... Read the whole joke |
18 |
0 |
| 14 |
Children jokes - 19159
- Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twe... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 15 |
Children jokes - 19160
- The second grader was in bed with a cold and
high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wan... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 16 |
Children jokes - 19161
- Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
?
Sandra: No, I ain't.
Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss to... Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 17 |
Children jokes - 19162
- Grandma: You've left all your
crusts,
Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.
Mary: Do you s... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 18 |
Children jokes - 19163
- Teacher: "Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas... Read the whole joke |
21 |
0 |
| 19 |
Children jokes - 19164
- Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall.... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 20 |
Children jokes - 19165
- Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.... Read the whole joke |
27 |
0 |
| 21 |
Children jokes - 19166
- The teacher asked Simon to say his name
backwards.
"No mis" he replied... Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 22 |
Children jokes - 19167
- Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he
had a flu. On the third day when he went back to... Read the whole joke |
19 |
0 |
| 23 |
Children jokes - 19168
- My granddaughter came to spend a few
weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I h... Read the whole joke |
14 |
0 |
| 24 |
Children jokes - 19169
- A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
m... Read the whole joke |
16 |
0 |
| 25 |
Children jokes - 19170
- A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
... Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |